I was talking with my friend the other day and I, as usual, was talking about how awesome I am. She told me it’s what I do when I’m nervous, but I think it’s just because I know that I really am awesome. We both know that we’re blessed with some extraordinary gifts, but she still told me that I’m not extraordinary. I think she’s wrong and I think she knows it. However, just to be safe, I’ve compiled a list of a few things to prove that I am extraordinary.
- I’m better looking than most.
- I’m smarter than most.
- I’m funnier than most.
- I’m more driven than most.
- I have vision, which most will never have.
- I’m immensely happy with myself, which most people aren’t.
Of course, if we take most people to be ordinary (that’s the definition, of course), then we see that having even one thing that most people don’t makes one extraordinary. Therefore, I am extraordinary. QED.
Best. Post. Ever.
April Fool’s was earlier this month.
Oh, snap.
Haha, not bad.
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